I mean, when you look back at photos of Nicki from the last five years, it’s almost like you’re looking at dozens of different people. Could Ms. Minaj actually be an army of fraternal clones sent to slay us with flawless features? Or is she just very, very skilled at styling a variety of different looks? Probably the second theory, but let’s review.
1.) Sometimes Nicki’s blonde.
2.) Very, very blonde.
3.) Like, sing it from the rooftops blonde.
4.) Like, shout it from the rooftops blonde.
5.) Like, so blonde she’s stunned.
6.) Like, so blonde it’s not funny.
7.) Like, so blonde it’s crazy.
8.) So blonde it’s insane.
9.) We’re talking “seen the face of God” blonde.
10.) So blonde that people are like, “omg who did your hair?”
11.) And Nicki’s all, “Lol it’s a secret.”
12.) We’re talking fresh out of the box, Queen of the Barbies blonde.
13.) Any questions?
14.) Good. Moving on!
15.) Other times Nicki’s a beauty with jet-black hair.
16.) And it’s always a boss-ass lewk.
17.) Let her raven-haired beauty pierce your soul.
18.) As she gently whips her hair back and forth.
19.) Guys are just like, “Whoaaaa omg you are so pretty.”
20.) And Nicki’s all, “I know.”
21.) But, that’s not all.
22.) Nicki rocked caramel locks in “The Other Woman.”
23.) Nicki’s also done pink hair.
24.) Like, a lot.
25.) No, really.
26.) I can’t with this Mattel-sponsored fantasy-scape.
27.) And purple hair.
28.) Oh, and green!
29.) Duh, almost forgot blue.
30.) Orange you glad that… Ummmm…
32.) I got nothing. Here’s Nicki with green hair again!
33.) We haven’t even begun with Nicki’s multi-toned dye jobs.
34.) Or the animal prints.
35.) Hey, she’s got a brand to evolve.
36.) Where will Nicki take us next?
37.) The possibilities are truly mind-blowing.